October 22, 2017

Points to ponder !!!!

Ponder on these imponderables for a minute……………..

  1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented ?
  2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why then aren’t people from Holland called Holes ?
  3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery ?
  4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled ?
  5. If love is blind, why is Lingerie so popular ?
  6. Why is the man who invests all your maney called a broker ?
  7. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say ?
  8. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist ?
  9. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites ?
  10. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things ?
  11. Why isn’t number 11 pronounced onety one ?
  12. “I am” reportedly is the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I do” is the longest sentence ?
  13. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed ?
  14. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered if Chinese mothers use toothpicks ?
  15. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office ? What are we supposed to do write to them ? Why don’t they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the postman can look for them while they deliver the post ?
  16. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
  17. No one ever says, ” it’s just a game” when their team is winning
  18. Ever wonder about those people who spend two pound a pieceon those littlie bottles of Evian water ? try spelling Evian backwards.
  19. Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool ?
  20. If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhoea, does that mean that  one enjoys it ?
  21. Why if you send something by road it is called shipment, but when you send it by sea it is called cargo ?

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