October 21, 2017

Jab Harry Met Sejal to Torture the Audience

Imagine if you are poisoned, then strangulated and hung by the ceiling with a rope, your veins are cut at your wrist and shot in the chest twice while you are still hanging by the ceiling and bleeding slowly. The SLOW DEATH that you would experience is what I felt during the two and a half hours of watching #Jab Harry Met Sejal
In a time when Salman and Aamir Khan are making movies like Sultan and Dangal that inspire the young ones not to give up in life, Shahrukh Khan is still making movies like #Jab HarryMe tSejal. Shahrukh and Imtiaz both have lived in Delhi and will definitely have some Punjabi friends who could have easily given them a lot of tips about playing the role of  a Punjabi Guy. However creators of the movie chose to use the pseudo-intelligence to create the character of a Punjabi guy. Someone please tell Shahrukh that a Punjabi guy is more than “Maa Ki…. and Bhen Ki….”
As for Anushka Sharma, I pity her a lot for this movie. It seemed that while she understood that Tango is a two person thing and desperately tried to keep some semblance of sanity in the movie, Shahrukh was on his own psycho trip. Talking of Two to Tango, while Anushka was doing Tango Shahrukh was doing Bhangra. Point being from Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi to #Jab Harry Met Sejal, Anushka it seems has grown as an actor but Shahrukh is growing in a different tangent altogether.
The movie is certified U/A but DON’T TAKE YOUR KIDS FOR THIS MOVIE. You don’t want your 10 year old learning or getting confused with Maa ki and Bhen ki, twice in every sentence that Shahrukh speaks.
I saw this movie last Sunday, because my son insisted on seeing this movie, but I am writing this review on Wednesday. It took me three days to come out of the Trauma called #Jab Harry Met Sejal. You might not care about the money you waste on this movie but your life and your time is important, Don’t Waste It.

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